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Episode 05 · 22:00 · Midpoint turn

Gotter

A plot: Gotter reveals the vault, and the season turns from getting content to making it.

B plot: Chumpy's secret: weekly dinners with Gotter.

C plot: Platrick smuggles Ink into the city.

Heart beat: "Nobody else did." (Scene 12).

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COLD OPEN

1. INT. GOTTER'S BUILDING STAIRWELL · B

  • Chumpy carries takeout up six flights and stops on every landing.
  • Hermit-crab neighbor: "Every Thursday. Who ARE you?" Chumpy: "Producer." Crab: "Of what?" Chumpy: "Thursdays."

2. INT. GOTTER'S APARTMENT · B

  • Gotter is asleep among his medals. Chumpy sets the table quietly, like he's done it a hundred times.
  • Gotter, waking: "Chumpy. Is it Thursday?" Chumpy: "It's always Thursday when I come." Gotter: "…That's beautiful." He falls back asleep. Chumpy eats his own dumplings and waits.

ACT ONE

3. EXT. GOTTER'S STREET · A

  • Chonksy tails Chumpy, Academy style. He hides behind a lamppost much thinner than he is. A passing seahorse: "I can see you." Chonksy: "No you can't."

4. INT. GOTTER'S APARTMENT · B

  • Gotter and Chumpy play cards. Gotter cheats openly, and Chumpy lets him win. It's the tenderest thing on the show so far, and it's two guys playing Go Fish.

5. INT. GOTTER'S DOOR · A/B

  • Chonksy knocks. Gotter: "The famous one." Chonksy: "Hi." Gotter: "Sit. Eat. You're too thin to be trusted."

6. INT. GOTTER'S TABLE · A

  • Chonksy sets the stolen film frame on the table. Gotter's hand starts trembling and doesn't stop.

ACT TWO

7. INT. GOTTER'S TABLE · A/B

  • Gotter, to Chumpy: "I've spent thirty years deciding who to tell. I picked you because you don't want anything."
  • Chumpy: "I want lots of things." Gotter: "Not the dangerous things." Chumpy: "I want a hot tub." Gotter: "Exactly."

8. FLASHBACK · SEPIA · THE LONG REEF SET · A

  • Young Gotter is the assistant director, beside Fince Agillsan, a lanky old seal in a cowboy hat who speaks very slowly.
  • Fince: "We'll wait for the light." They wait six hours. The light comes. Fince: "…Worth it." Young Gotter has aged visibly.
  • Orca Whales sweeps through in a velvet cape: "MORE. Everything, MORE." He points at a rock. "That rock should be bigger." It is now bigger.

9. FLASHBACK · SEPIA · WRAP PARTY · A

  • The First Wave crew celebrates. A young star manatee laughs at the center of it, wearing a pineapple earring.
  • Young Gotter is happy in a way we will never see him again.

10. FLASHBACK · SEPIA · THE VAULT · A

  • Agents chain the vault shut. Gotter (VO, present day): "They said originals were weapons. They were right. That's why they were good."

ACT THREE

11. INT. GOTTER'S TABLE · PRESENT · A

  • Gotter: "The Great Flop is a lie. The vault is real." Chonksy: "Why tell us now?"
  • Gotter: "Because I'm old. And the only thing I ever made was a program for stealing."

12. EXT. ROOFTOP · NIGHT · A/B · ♥ heart beat

  • Chonksy: "You're in the know?" Chumpy: "I'm more of an ideas guy."
  • Chonksy: "How long have you been bringing him dinner?" Chumpy: "Six years." Chonksy: "Why?" Chumpy (beat): "…Nobody else did."
  • Reset: Chumpy: "Also he has the good dumpling place on speed dial and he never eats his."

13. EXT. NEW CHONK CITY STREET · DUSK · C

  • Platrick smuggles Ink into the city in one long trench coat, with eight tentacles visible underneath.
  • A club bouncer: "Eight legs, ma'am?" Ink: "…Tall." Bouncer: "Fair." They get in.

14. EXT. CHONK STUDIOS SIGN · NIGHT · C

  • Ink sees the studio for the first time: "You only copy?" Platrick: "We're very good at it." Ink: "Back home you go to jail for copying." Platrick: "Here you go to jail for making." Ink: "…Your country is so weird." Platrick: "Cool cool cool. Yes."

15. INT. CHONKSY'S APARTMENT · A

  • He opens the napkin book. Twelve years of lines. He decides, and we see it on his face.

16. EXT. THE VAULT · ABYSSAL FLOOR · A

  • A forgotten container, chained, half-swallowed by silt. One beam of light.

TAG

17. INT. GOTTER'S APARTMENT · NIGHT · A

  • Gotter pulls an old wooden clapperboard from under his bed and dusts it. He whispers "Scene one," and falls asleep holding it.

ON THE CURRENT

21. REMAKE CLIP: "THE SOAPRANOS" · slot: before Scene 1

  • The mob-family remake. Seabear plays a crime boss in therapy, crying because the ducks left his pool. The therapist (a seahorse): "What do the ducks represent?" Seabear: "Ducks."

22. THE CITY WATCHING: GOTTER'S OLD TV · slot: under Scene 2

  • The Soapranos plays on Gotter's ancient TV while he sleeps. He wakes for one line, mouths it perfectly, and falls back asleep. He has seen every remake ever made. He was there when they started.

SHOWRUNNER PASS · WORLD-TRUE (new scenes)

Tests: true to the world, funny, interesting. See WORLD.md.

30. FLASH-FORWARD: THE COIL · before Scene 21

  • Desaturated, wordless. In the dark, Seaver's copper coil inside a glass bell jar glows orange, then brighter. Bubbles. Cut to the Soapranos.

31. INT. THERAPIST'S OFFICE · DAY · after Scene 2

  • The real Orca in therapy. The therapist is a male seahorse, very pregnant ("I'm due in March, so Thursdays are going to get weird").
  • Therapist: "What do the ducks represent?" The Orca: "Lunch." (the therapist waits) "…They came every spring. And then they left. Everybody leaves."
  • Therapist: "Your mother didn't." The Orca: "My mother is in the waiting room." (Cut to an elderly orca in pearls reading a magazine. Orca sons stay with their mothers for life. It's true. Look it up.)

32. EXT. GOTTER'S STREET · NIGHT · during Scene 3

  • (The second domino.) A flounder Sea SI agent lies flat on the seafloor across the street, both eyes on one side, perfectly camouflaged, with a tiny camera. Chumpy, carrying dumplings to Gotter's, steps right on him. "Sorry, rock." The flounder doesn't move. His log: "THURSDAY. SUBJECT: BLUE, LARGE. CARRYING DUMPLINGS. STEPPED ON ME."
  • Then Chonksy, hiding behind a lamppost thinner than him. The flounder writes: "…And an idiot."

COMEDY PASS · STAKES & LAUGHS

Engines from Seinfeld, Bernie Mac, Gillis, Rock, Farley and the bench. See COMEDY_PASS.md.

STAKES: Gotter's freedom and the vault's location. CLOCK: a flounder is logging every Thursday. PRICE: Gotter.

40. "OCEAN." · Scene 2, Gotter's apartment · Bernie Mac

  • Gotter in his armchair while Chonksy and Chumpy fight over the last dumpling behind him. He turns to the lens. Gotter: "Ocean. These are not my kids. I didn't make 'em." (a crash behind him) "But I'll be the one who breaks 'em."
  • All episode he keeps checking in with us. "Ocean, he just asked me if a director is the guy who holds the clapper." "Ocean, I love these boys. I'm gonna kill one of 'em. Haven't decided which."
  • Last one, Scene 17, alone at night after they leave with the vault location: "Ocean…" (long beat) "…I'm scared." He turns back. No joke. ★ heart beat

41. THE CHUMPY SHOW · Scene 7, Gotter's table · Farley

  • Chumpy, starstruck, interviews his hero like a nervous fan. Chumpy: "Remember when you were on The Long Reef?" Gotter: "I was the assistant director." Chumpy: "…" (beat) "…That was awesome."
  • Chumpy: "Remember when Fince said 'less'?" Gotter: "He said it every day." Chumpy: "…That was awesome." (hits his own head) "Stupid! Stupid!"
  • Gotter (to the lens): "Ocean."